“Smoking cigars and dressing up in man suits is definitely not the kinkiest thing I do,” said Desi, and we’d have to agree. Since making her debut alongside her daughter in the July ‘08 issue, Desi has become kind of famous. She has appeared on several TV and radio shows, and for a very good reason: Desi and Elli are porn’s most famous mother-daughter team.

None of this would have happened if Desi hadn’t tagged along for her daughter’s first shoot at The SCORE Group. “I just wanted to make sure she was safe, although I guess to be totally honest, in the back of my mind, I found what Elli was doing to be very intriguing,” Desi said. “Of course, at age 47, I didn’t think anyone would want to take pictures of me with my clothes off. I didn’t know that 40Something magazine existed. But once I found out about it and saw how much fun Elli was having, I decided to give it a try. And it’s been the best experience of my life.”

Some children complain that their parents aren’t cool. Elli Foxx doesn’t have that complaint about her mother. “She’s much wilder than I am,” Elli said. “There’s no doubt she’s more into sex, especially anal sex, than me. Still, when she told me she did an anal scene for you guys, I was surprised.Desi is in the DVD Fuck My Old Ass, and when she told her daughter about it…”We were driving home, and Elli said, ‘Can you believe what we just did?’” Desi recalled. “And I said, ‘You’re not gonna believe what I did.’ She looked at me, and she said, ‘Mom, you’re such a slut!’ and we started laughing again. And I said, ‘Yeah, honey, I guess I am!’”

If there were pictures in dictionaries, next to the word MILF would be a picture of Christina Cross. This 42-year-old from Dallas, Texas is the very essence of the word with her beautiful face and super-tight body. This is Christina’s third appearance on 40SomethingMag.com, and each time we’ve seen her, she’s been fucking and sucking.

“That’s how it should be,” Christina said. “It’s my favorite hobby. What we’re saying is that we’ve yet to see Christina by herself, in a solo pictorial.”You’re not complaining, are you?” she said.Complaining? Hell, no! Just jacking gratefully.

She calls herself a “full-time housewife and mom.” Her hobbies are “organizing photos, recipes and household stuff, writing poems, stories and songs, working out, listening to music and reading.” She loves bowling and playing pool. Faith Morgan sounds like a housewife straight out of a television sitcom. Except…”I don’t have sex too often,” she said. “Maybe five or 10 times a week.”

In case you’re wondering– and we know you are–Faith’s tits are DD-cup naturals, and they attract a lot of attention. “A lot!” Faith said. “I’ll wear a regular bra when I’m around vanilla people and P.T.A. moms, and I’ll wear a sexy push-up bra when I want my boobs to really get noticed. But most of the time, I’m a soccer mom, which means shorts, T-shirts and a baseball cap during the summer. I don’t want my neighbors hitting on me at the grocery store.” No. She wants guys– and girls–to hit on her at the swingers’ parties she attends. “That’s when my kinky side comes out,” she said. “I always get my fill!”

Even when she’s cleaning house Faith always has sex on her mind. “When I’m really horny, especially after I take the kids to school, I like to go back to bed and fantasize about all the hot moms and dads I saw. As I get older, I seem to be getting hornier. And that’s definitely a good thing!”

“On the outside, I’m the local mall mom and member of the PTA,” said Mid-western U.S. housewife Brenda James. “On the inside, I am a cum-swallowing hottie who thinks about getting cock all day long.” These photos tell you a lot about what you need to know about Mrs. James. She’s sitting on the floor, reading a book about interior design. But although her mind might seem to be on redecorating, her hands slide down to her panties, and before she realizes what she’s doing, she’s rubbing herself. “That happens a lot,” she said.

Brenda won’t turn 40 for another year, but we took one look at her mature face and hot body and decided, “Our readers will forgive us this one time, especially when they start jacking.” Besides, at least we didn’t lie to you about her age, right? “I never lie about my age,” she said. “I’m proud to be pushin’ 40 and smokin’ hot.”

Brenda spreads her left ass-cheek, and her asshole opens up. That’s a sure sign that…yep, you guessed it: Brenda loves getting fucked in her tight anus! “My sexual fantasy is to be standing in the kitchen and have my man hug me from behind, then lift my skirt and do me from behind,” she said. “The windows are open, the breeze is blowing and I’m getting slippery from sweat. To me, a sex session isn’t complete until I’ve been fucked in the ass. It’s the thing I look forward to most.”

Sasha Brand introduces herself to us not with some solo glamour posing but by fucking! Way to go, Sasha! That’s the best way for us to get to know you: by seeing how you handle a cock. Sasha is 40 and from Santa Clarita, California. She’s married and a housewife, but her hubby didn’t mind shipping her off to 40SomethingMag.com for some extra-curricular activity. “My husband doesn’t mind,” she said. “We’re swingers, anyway. He gets off on watching other men fuck me, and this is the ultimate in voyeurism because not only is another man fucking me, but so many guys will be watching it, too.” She forgot about jacking. We don’t just watch. We jack.